Wednesday 25 October 2017

Finding Serenity

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things that I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

This verse never meant anything to me until recently. Just another holy verse I don't believe in. As it happens, this verse has been hanging framed on my parents living room wall for years and years, even surviving the envitable cull that comes when you move house. I never understood why, until now.

In April this year we received some bad news. My dad has been diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease. How do you process that news? I can't even imagine how he deals with it in his head, so we didn't know how to cope with the news at first either. We knew we had to come together closer and deal with it as a family.

Days past by and I felt like a constant dark cloud was hanging over my head, like I'd never be happy again. I still feel guilty whenever I start to feel sorry for myself in random unrelated situations. I say in my head: "dad is living with a condition that is unthinkable, and you are moaning about this little thing? Get a fucking grip". This situation has taught me to not lose it over little negatives which pale in comparison to my dad's troubles. I wish I could take the pain away but all I can do is be there for him, check up on him and the family from Glasgow and visit more often.

I'm sure you can understand that this is the biggest issue in my life but you just have to deal with it and be strong for the person suffering. I don't act differently because I don't want to emphasise how much life has changed for worse.

I've hit some depression in recent times too. All the things in my life going on plus problems financially, socially and love wise (well lack of) on top of that, it's made me more emotional for the past few months, feeling like there is no light at the end of the tunnel. I talked to my mum and she recited the verse mentioned in the beginning of this post. Now it totally makes sense to me and means more now that ever. Unfortunately some things in life you cannot change, which is hard to accept but I'm learning to slowly. I have to remind myself that I do have the courage and power to change many aspects of life for the better. It has made me feel more hopeful than hopeless.

This isn't a post looking for sympathy or charity. I don't deserve sympathy in this situation. I'm not even directly caring for my dad as I live in Glasgow, although i do as much as I can from afar. This post is a reminder for myself and others to always find the light in the darkest of places. Your perspective could change for the better and make you grateful for what you do have. We still have so much and I need to remember that and be thankful.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things that I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

Sunday 25 June 2017

The Do's and Dont's of Dating Me

I'm single AF. For years i questioned myself on where i was going wrong, night after night, crying myself to sleep. Oh the pain! Now I've come to a new conclusion. IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT BUT MINE!!! So I've decided to compile a simple list of do's and dont's in dating me, so you pathetic excuse for men can actually get it right and be worthy of dating moi.

DO: Have lots of confidence in yourself because confidence is attractive

DONT: Love yourself too much. Confidence is hot, even cockiness can be pretty sexy but arrogance is not. Don't be a prick.

DO: Make time for me like I make time for you. Quality time together is important in growing and strengthening a connection.

DONT: Cancel on me last minute all the time, making me feel like a right knob for getting excited.

DO: Be charming, smooth and flirty

DONT: Be boring and too held back like a stale piece of toast

DO: Be open, honest and easy to get on with.

DONT: Be full of shit and someone who feels the need to point out they don't like "the scene"

DO: Be single

DONT: Be partnered (unless initiating a throuple, otherwise bugger off)

DO: Be fit and healthy

DONT: Be super unhealthy

DO: When it comes to sexy time and we both want to get closer, dont be afraid to pull me in and kiss me

DONT: Have minging breath and the sexual technique of a turtle

DO: BE PROTECTED

DONT: Pressurize me to be unprotected or say protection will "ruin the taste" ... Really?!

DO: Send me gym progress pics

DONT: Send me dick pics. Not my thing at all

DO: Have a castle

DONT: ... Not have a castle

DO: Be a millionaire

DONT: ... Not be a millionaire

DO: Turn up to the first date

DONT: Leave me waiting at Burger King for you like a right reject.

DO: Respect me and my wishes

DONT: Underestimate my willpower. If I don't want to do something then I won't, I will say no if I don't feel comfortable enough, whatever the time of day or night.

DO: Be Channing Tatum in Magic Mike

DONT: Be Hanson the caretaker in Scary Movie 2. Keep your germs to yourself.

DO: Be a good spooner

DONT: Be a bad forker

DO: Be down to earth

DONT: Be an insufferable snob

DO: Support the LGBTTQQIAAP community

DONT: Support the no other sexuality exists that I don't understand community

DO: Follow me on Twitter and Instagram (@ChrisDerekCarr)

DONT: Follow me in real life

DO: Like the link for this post and share it

DONT: Take this post too seriously

There you have it. If you are a sexy, fit, charming, funny, open, honest, likeminded, confident, smooth, flirty, single, healthy, protective, castle owning millionaire with all the moves of Channing Tatum then do hit me up. Maybe we can meet each others expectations. I'm easy me. Not difficult to please at all ;)

Friday 14 October 2016

Coming Out

This week was home to National Coming Out Day. A day in which we can all reflect on our own comings out and share love, advice and support to people still in the closet struggling to live their own truth. I'm sure there are plenty of people who have heard my coming out story, but I think it's important to share because you never know who is torturing themselves inside trying to quell their feelings towards the same sex.

My first gay feeling I was aware of, was when I was just starting high school. I was on the toilet reading a TV guide magazine (as you do) and I got to the second last page. It was the mobile wallpaper, screen saver page. There were loads of pictures of glamour models, naked but carefully covered by appropriately placed stars (remember those) but there was also a much much smaller section of that page devoted to hot muscly guys. I was looking at this page curiously and stared at both the female and male models … and I didn't feel anything. Still young at the time of course but I remember thinking “I think I'm supposed to feel a certain way inclined”, so I kept looking at all the models. Nothing happened until I looked at the guys again and thought “I wish I had a six-pack like that” and then pop. I looked down and thought “...oh … is that supposed to happen?” I spent the night thinking about it but then just put it to the back of mind thinking maybe it was just a phase some people went through. I knew fine well deep down inside it wasn't.

High School could be difficult at times. When I went there I was immediately labelled the gay boy. Luckily there was a more flamboyant guy in my year so (in a selfish way of thinking) I didn't get all the heat when he was around. I of course at this time, wasn't out, but boy did everyone LOVE to tell me that they thought I was gay. A guy in my year, who was very tall, big in stature, had a bit of a swagger to him, had sat in front of me in Modern Studies. Now firstly I didn't think he was the first to think this (far from it) but I always felt he was desperate to impress the boys and be popular, so instead I think he was just being billy big bollocks and trying look good in front of them. He turned round and said to me “you're gay”, to which I replied “no I'm not”. As you can imagine, it felt like everyone had turned round and starting watching. He then said “well in my opinion, you're gay” to which I said “you can't have an opinion, it's either fact or fiction and it's not true.” He pressed me on it some more before just turning round, but that's the first time at high school I felt properly confronted about my sexuality. From this point I felt questioned or made fun of constantly, particularly by the male members of my year. Whether it be in a changing room, outside at break or more likely in a classroom, guys always took the time to point me out and laugh at me which made me deny it more and feel incredibly awkward. There was even a guy (who didn't stay for long) who used to hit my arse occasionally going up the stairs saying “you know you like it.”All this really affected my self confidence. I became embarrassed by everything in the world and quite socially limited. The worst thing that happened to me and I'm quite blessed that it didn't really get worse than this, is that I was walking through the english corridor towards the big assembly hall to meet my friend. When I walked in the hall, it felt like everyone started staring at me. I just walked on awkwardly, when a guy came right up to my face and shouted full pelt “FAGGG!” Now I wasn't expecting anyone to jump in and be a martyr because it takes a lot of guts to defend someone but I did feel so alone at that point. I held it together and walked through the double doors ahead of me. When I was through and away from them, I just wanted to cry. I felt like “why does everyone hate me?”

Luckily in the second half of high school, things got better. People grew up and were more mature so I didn't get anything as bad done to me. Yeah there were still people that pissed themselves laughing at the mere mention of my name during assembly and stuff like that but it was much easier to relax, although I never truly did until I left and high school was over.

I knew I didn't want to come out during high school because I spent so long denying it and making more friends, I was scared to jeopardise that by coming out and people either feeling awkward around me or angry that I lied. People have to understand though that one of the scariest things about being in the closet, is constantly feeling like everyone is trying to catch you out in a lie. When guys started talking about what girls they thought were hot, I used to think “oh fuck” cause I knew it was probably their boyfriends I was more interested in and that I would have to lie through my teeth. I kept a promise to myself that I wouldn't come out till I was ready after high school.

I was 18 and I had my first sexual experience with a slightly older guy. It wasn't a thought in my head anymore or a fantasy, I had took it upon myself to go along and make this happen. I went to my room (after it had all happened) and had this weird feeling in my stomach. It was like butterflies mixed in with that horrible feeling of dread that thumps you in the pit of your stomach. I knew I wanted to come out that night, so I did. I went downstairs and told my mum I was bisexual. I said this because my biggest fear wasn't acceptance, it was having my masculinity undermined. It had been undermined at high school constantly, and I didn't want that to happen again. The male members of my family are all very macho, all proper men, so as you can imagine I stuck out like a sore thumb. Me saying I was bisexual was me maintaining my masculinity by saying in a way “don't worry guys I still like boobs”. My mum in mere seconds said “are you sure you are not gay?” and I broke down and said “yes”. In the next coming days I came out to the rest of my close family. There were a few choice comments I didn't appreciate like “I don't understand it” or “why do you have to shout it from the rooftops?” (these people by the way have completely come round and are absolutely fine now), but there was nothing terrible. My overriding feeling upon coming out was liberation. I could finally be who I wanted to be and be honest with my feelings. I took thrill in saying “oh that guy is hot” when watching tv. It might not seem like a big thing for anyone else but when you have been holding your feelings inside for what feels like your whole life, it feels so good to have that weight off your shoulders and the freedom to say and act as you want. My friends were great too. I came out via a facebook message to which everyone was brilliant, I felt immediately accepted and everything was great.

Now fast forward 5 and ½ years and yes, I may still not have a boyfriend, have millions of pounds, the biggest friend network, the level of success I strive for, a car, my own house etc but what I do have is my sense of self. I know who I am and I'm proud. I don't thank people for hurting me and making me stronger (I never understood why people did that) but I've made the best of my situation and I'm doing fine.

That's my story, but some people's stories have not reached that vital turning point yet and that is coming out. National Coming Out Day doesn't mean “YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COME OUT!”, it's a mutual reflection on all our feelings and experiences, showing people in the closet that it's okay to be gay and there isn't anything wrong with you because to a certain extent, we've been through what you have. You know that feeling or thought which you can't shift, whether it be fear of the family reaction, or the hots for a certain man or woman? Well having those feelings and then feeling like no one around you has felt the same way or is like you at all is scary and makes you question whether there is something wrong with you. Well don't worry because there are millions of people who have had that exact same feeling or thought and felt so alone. When you are ready or feel impassioned enough to do so, reach out to someone accepting and take that one step closer to fully living your own truth and making life better. It's not a race, there is no time limit apart from life itself, so relax, only be you when you are ready to be you. It's a scary world out there and I can't guarantee it's going to be all roses and sunshine. Only come out in a safe environment, that's very important, but remember being honest with yourself and others you trust, makes you feel more yourself than you have ever felt, and it's the best feeling. You know what's best for you in your life and situation so make life more enjoyable and live it. You may only have it once.

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                                 (p.s I stillllllll don't have a phone so here's a throwback pic)




Chris x

Monday 26 September 2016

I'm not narcissistic ... 25 Facts About Me

I thought I had uncovered so many different facets to myself via this blog but one request asked me to write a post talking about myself, and talking about myself is my favourite subject. So I thought I would post the most narcissistic top 25 facts about me blog post. Also F.Y.I while I'm writing this I'm listening to Geri Halliwell – Look At Me, so i'm feeling myself totally.

  1. My full name is Christopher Derek Carruthers. I was never a fan of the middle name when I was younger, but I've learnt to embrace my Dad's name hence ChrisDerekCarr.
  2. I was born in Cresswell Hospital in Dumfries. Apparently my Mum was in labour with me for mere minutes. I shot out of her like a cannon.
  3. I grew up on a street called Larchfield Road. It could be rough at times but I had great people around me like my best friend Lisa.
  4. I went to St Michael's Primary School. I had great times there, from winning awards like The Man of the Match trophy in P6 for football (yes you read that right, football) where I scored a cracking header from the box in a tournament at Noblehill Primary (I may have just took a jump of faith and it happened to bounce off my head but we'll keep that between you and me) to bad times like pissing myself in P1 because I thought it would be so embarrassing to ask to go to the toilet … forgetting that pissing my pants in front of everyone would be much more embarrassing
  5. Dumfries Academy was my high school. I look back on my time there with mixed feelings. I got a lot of crap when I went there which made me crippling embarrassed at everything, but I was always a nice person and my favourite subject was drama.
  6. During my time at Dumfries Academy I was lucky enough to make productions with the National Theatre of Scotland. I was the lead in Do A Dance No One Can See You Do and Put It In A Little Bag (*sharp intake of breath*), Breaking Silence and Cartouche. I was going to study drama but presenting took over, although I'd love to re-visit my acting and also sing more as I was always too scared at high school to do myself justice and go for it.
  7. I was also for a short period of time in the Rugby team (i'm not joking, I tried out and everything) I only competed in 2 games. One against Dumfries High School and the other against at The Dumfries Rugby Club. In my last game I was put in the opposite team for numbers … so as you can see, I was highly valued.
  8. I've had many pets in my life … mostly all dead (don't give me your pets dear god) Pip and Squeak were my first cats. Penny was a hamster. Sandy was a ginger tomcat (that cat fucking hated me btw) and today we've got Suki in the family (a brown furred cute little bitch who just wants me to open doors and make food for her)
  9. Image result for leona lewisI've only travelled to two foreign places outside the UK in my life. France (somewhere I don't even know) and Los Angeles (we stayed in Banana Bungalows which probably meant something above my understanding at the time lol)
  10. My favourite singer is 100% Leona Lewis (and this isn't your cue to slag her off, so shut up) 
  11. I'm not a great swimmer. I can only do front crawl, and I can only do it like I'm a race.
  12. I used to be in the Hear'Say fan club where they thought I was called Christopher Carnutters … grumble
  13. My family tree goes back to Norway, I've got blue blood in me bitches and my mum was born in Australia so sometimes I like to think I'm part Australian.
  14. I came out when I was 18 and it's one of the best things I've ever done. The feeling of not having to carry that secret weight on your shoulders any longer is one of the best feelings.
  15. When I was younger my best attempt at pretending I liked girls was saying I fancied Heidi from the Sugababes when in fact she was just my fave babe
  16. I moved to Glasgow 3 years ago. I studied HNC and HND Radio for my first two years where I got A's and made documentaries called Moving The Goalposts (all about the lack of out gay players in big time professional football) and Witness The Fitness (all about different ways to keep fit … I didn't really know where I was going with it but I got an A. it's pretty good if I don't say so myself https://soundcloud.com/soundcityradio <<<<<< there's the link, just scroll down to Witness The Fitness, you'll see my selfie lol)
  17. As you will all know if you care, I like to keep fit. I may not have reached my peak goal yet but I'm proud of the progress i've made so far, and aiming for my goals keeps me motivated (well … also seeing fit guys workout but mainly fitness goals)
  18. In my time presenting I've interviewed Rebecca Adlington, Simon Weston and introduced people like Luke Pasquliano, Alexandra Burke, Professor Green and loads of interesting people (I'll just pick up those names I've dropped)
  19. I used to sleepwalk when I was younger, so much so that I once mistakenly thought the binbag was the toilet … don't worry guys I only needed a number 1.
  20. My favourite pokemon was always Starmie. Purple, a star and a big crystal in the middle … guys can you blame me?!
  21. My favourite movie is Spirited Away. From Studio Ghibli it's the most magical film i've ever seen, and I was engrossed immediately
  22. I once took part in a flashmob which is on youtube under Dumfries Flashmob, where we danced so terribly … defo be a 1 from Craig.
  23. I've never been in a relationship. Not a player just no one will take me lol
  24. Sometimes when my brother is out the flat I like to blast karaoke tracks and sing at the top of my lungs. My fave at the moment is Adele - Hello
  25. Now I'm working away in Glasgow while blogging, presenting, selfie...ing. PRESENT DAY. (I may look sad but I've got nice titties in this so it's staying)   
So there you have it. 25 facts about me. Hopefully you know a bit more about me now.


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Xx

Sunday 11 September 2016

The Comedown

Time is a cruel mistress. You're having a brilliant time and before you know it, it's all already over. Enter the comedown. A feeling as of late I'm struggling to cope with. My life isn't exciting enough at the moment that one exciting day is replaced by another straight away. If that were the case I could replace my sad feeling or dull it at least with the joy of my new fun day. Time isn't something you can change. It always flows the same for everyone although it doesn't feel that way. Time doesn't feel fair. Why is it the most boring and difficult days are the ones that drag? Why can't my fun days stay a little bit longer? It's on those long journeys home on the train or nights lying alone in your bed looking at the ceiling, that I really start to question everything. Why won't this knot in my stomach go away? Why do I comedown so hard? Why do I worry so much in the moment when I should be just enjoying it? I'm just rambling on and I'm not quite sure how to articulate myself on this matter. All I know is I need to find my constant so whilst I'm feeling the comedown they are always there to comfort me.

Saturday 20 August 2016

Pride



Today it's Glasgow Pride. I have never been to a pride. I don't really know why. Maybe the idea of seeing anyone I've ever dated all in one place is a scary prospect. Joking aside, the reason for this post is to celebrate Pride. In the horrible world that we live in, it's important to always champion a celebration of equality and acceptance, where for one day at least, we can vow to never let prejudice stop us from loving who we want to love and also importantly just have fun. Pride is an event full of heart and the best intentions but despite this, one question always, and I mean always pops up, and it is “why do we need pride?”

Nobody is stranger to the horrible stories we hear so regularly about homophobic abuse. It wasn't that long ago that the devastating Orlando shooting happened. You hear stories far too often from different parts of the world where an individual has been killed for being gay, being suspected of being gay or doing something considered too gay. Gay teenagers all over the world have taken their own life because they couldn't live their lives accepted in their sexuality. This has to stop, but it hasn't. The fact that people are so judged or feel so judged that it results in their life ending is horrifying, and all because they love people of the same sex. There is an attitude from some people who say by celebrating pride, we are acknowledging our difference and making the situation worse, so we should just be silent and get on with our lives. Being silent about prejudice never helped anyone. Being silent lets homophobia rot, fester and infect minds, who could grow up being more accepting individuals and not grow up to be homophobic humans who go out to destroy love in it's different forms. We need to constantly re-iterate the mantra that being gay is okay and being gay shouldn't affect your life negatively. Pride lets us do that, by coming together in an parade of colour, not leaving an colour out of the celebration, because no one should be excluded from loving who they want to love.

Being accepting of the lgbtqia community doesn't mean you have to be gay or gay-er. It doesn't mean you have to wave a rainbow flag. It doesn't even mean you have to go to pride at all or even acknowledge the event is happening where you live, to be perfectly honest. All being accepting is, is respecting people regardless of their sexuality, and treating them just like everybody else, just like you would like to be treated. That's it. That's all it is. Unfortunately though, even that is too difficult or absurd a concept for some people, who continually discriminate or abuse people in the lgbtqia community.

For people who haven't received prejudice for their sexuality, imagine how you would feel if you couldn't even show love for your other half openly without fear of being abused or killed. Imagine how you would feel if you couldn't even dress how you want to dress without fear of being abused or killed. Imagine how you would feel if you couldn't even hold someone's hand or give them a kiss without fear of being abused or killed. Imagine how you would feel if you couldn't even say I'm gay or I'm straight without fear of being abused or killed. This fear is real, and there is no need to imagine it.


The whole point of pride is to be big, loud and colourful in protest against people who believe we shouldn't have the same rights and shouldn't be treated equally. If you see a pride event going on, then know that it means there is still so much prejudice against the community happening. Support pride, even if it's just in the smallest way, then maybe one day we won't need to campaign for equal rights every single year. Wherever you are in Glasgow, the UK, the world, remember to just let people love who they want to love and treat them equally, then there will be no need for pride because we will already be proud
Pride, Lgbt, Flag, Rainbow, Community, Homosexuality

Sunday 14 August 2016

Edinburgh


So yesterday, Saturday 13th of August 2016 I went to the Edinburgh for the festival. It had been a while since I'd been, maybe like 4/5 years. After a relatively nippy train journey we arrived, and Edinburgh was looking beautiful. The first time I came to Edinburgh, was when I was at high school on a drama trip. I didn't really like the look, but this time around about 7ish years later, I absolutely loved it. The stone work, the history, the people ... i could go on and on. It's so beautiful, I officially want to move there.



So the reason we came up to Edinburgh festival, no surprise, was to actually see a show. You are definitely not short of suggestions. Walking down the royal mile you are bombarded with flyer after flyer after flyer for different shows. It was hard to choose which show to see because there was so much choice. It's easy to mistakenly think that getting into a show will be no sweat because of the amount of shows going on, but then you get into the small intimate venues with no seats left and think “.... oh fuck”. We loved the idea of seeing 2 Become 1, a 90's inspired comedy pop musical or All the King's Men, a talented acapella vocal group (the interest in them had nothing to do with how hot the were … nothing at all … nothing to do with the guy in the burgundy shorts … not.at.all) The problem was everything was either sold out or we couldn't find it. Luckily though in our free show booklet we found Quiz In My Pants, sort of like a comedy panel show. After actually finding it and there actually being space, we settled in and had a good drink and a good laugh. The compere of the show Nicola was actually my favourite, and I loved the Movement venue. The audience were as dirty as you would expect, suggesting both shite and genital warts for buzzer noises … don't ask. I had a great time, but next time I'd like to see a piece of drama or something experimental at the festival.

It was walking down the street, seeing the fun everyone was having in their respective theatre groups, that made me want to pick it up again. As I've said before I've studied drama at high school and been in the lead NTS Productions, and recently I've been thinking about taking up acting again. It was seeing everyone perform on the Royal Mile that made the wanky drama student in me want to go join them. So maybe this is a idea I might pursue, what do you think?

It wasn't just shows we were up to see. We wanted to do touristy stuff as well. So we went to Arthur's Seat. I underestimated, just how high Arthur's Seat is. I was definitely fit enough to tackle it but still, climbling some of those rocky paths getting steeper and narrower was tricky, I even rolled my ankle at point on the way down. Unfortunately we didn't have enough time to finish, as we wanted to get back down to have food and see a show but watch this space because I 100% want to travel up to get to the top, and take some pics at the peak.

Now finally, I couldn't finish my Blog about Edinburgh without mentioning the talent. Now when I say talent I don't mean the acting, the stand up, the singing, the political commentary, the art, the food, the sheer performance skills … when I say talent I mean the guys. Holy shit there were so many good looking guys in Edinburgh! Sure there are really hot guys in Glasgow and I even bumped into one while I was there randomly but Edinburgh was on top form, and it was certainly a treat for my big brown eyes.

Edinburgh is such a phenomenally beautiful city, one which I don't want to just visit annually. I loved my Saturday in Edinburgh, and I would love to visit again, not just for the festival but to see more of the city I fell in love with yesterday. <3

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